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Vegas boobs

April 28, 2004 | 10:51pm

I promoised you boobs, remember? I totally swear that she pulled me in close. I thought the joke was on her, she'd be on my website. But no — she totally surprised me. That's a smile of shock just after she grabbed me and pressed her nanas into my famous shirt. I remember the smell of her deodorant, her body was was working quite hard holding up them massive hooters.

Wolverine was so totally into me. I think he wanted my crotch, he even lunged for it. Sorry, kid but I'm not into the freaky stuff.

That's the end.