I promoised you boobs, remember?
I totally swear that she pulled me in close. I thought the joke was on
her, she'd be on my website. But no — she totally surprised me.
That's a smile of shock just after she grabbed me and pressed her nanas
into my famous
shirt. I remember the smell of her deodorant, her body was was working
quite hard holding up them massive hooters.
Wolverine was so totally into me. I think he wanted my crotch, he even
lunged for it. Sorry, kid but I'm not into the freaky stuff.